[So rude, Dazai. That's just making him more frustrated.]

But I'm not! I definitely like girls! It's just...

[Look, now he's going all shy about it.]

Ichigo and Akira ended up liking each other, and then Akechi and Shuichi have something going on. And it came so easy to them, you know? I've never thought about guys like that before, but then again I never really thought about liking girls before either. It just happened. So what if it could 'just happen' with a guy too?

[DRAGS HANDS DOWN FACE this is so stupid!]

Rrrgh! It's pointless right now, there's nobody around here that I think like that about anyway!