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pandatreasure) wrote2018-01-18 04:11 pm
pandatreasure) wrote2018-01-18 04:11 pmLetters
this is easier than making a thousand pastebins here we go
pandatreasure) wrote2018-01-18 04:11 pm
Day 20
I guess it won't even be that bad if I'm the one executed tomorrow, a wholesome and pretty heroine like me never gets to play the villain, and that way I won't have to get my dream from these rubbish raccoons, it's totally something I could do anyway, because I'm Minako Aino and I've got true star power! What I want is - I don't wanna risk anything by giving it away but Hiyori knows what it is even if I've never said it. It's a totally selfish wish, and that means it's mine, so I don't want Raquelle's grubby paws in it. So that's why future-me quits it early and becomes a cool mentor type, I bet.
But I did kill someone for it, even if it wasn't a real murder if you ask either of us, so I'm not going to throw it away, either? Grim, you'd probably be mad at me if I wasted it anyway, you're totally the practical type, I'll write at least one song about you, I don't know what the music scene is like in your country but it'll be a good song. Getting a haircut after a big change or heartbreak is a classic, what if I cut it up into a mohawk and went punk rock?
Ichigo you know how if you make a sour face it sticks that way? I bet that's even worse as a ghost since you're all feelings and no fleshy bits so maybe sound like that less, you'll come back as some kind of bloodstained bride who strangles happy couples, that always happens when you die at your own wedding. The good news is that I've seen Ghostbusters and ghosts can totally have sex, there's this whole blowjob scene, AKIRA PLEASE DO WHAT YOU'VE GOTTA AND EXORCISE ALL THE GLOOM OUT OF THIS RESTLESS SPIRIT
I'm still mad at you tho, actually mad at like the last seven people who died minus the one who was totally my fault, couldn't one of you stay and keep me company, Kaiba is my best friend now and this is the most tragic thing that has ever happened to me, if you made him two feet shorter and gave him thick glasses he'd be that one dweeb in school who everyone picks on and god help me if I stay here any longer I'll end up playing Dungeons and Dragons which is probably not a sex thing or a murder ritual but I'm not necessarily ruling it out if it is.
Man all the cool people are over there now, [ heavily crossed out sentence ] but I can still keep entertaining you all! I found a puzzle book in the library with stuff like that gory house puzzle, I'm not burning the whole thing because I've got a limit on stuff I can burn BUT I can copy one of them down and replace the names to make it more interesting.
Oh no! Everyone's fun, colorful personal items have gotten mixed up at a party. Match the toys everyone bought to their original owners.
1. Tako the Tentacle isn't 9 inches long.
2. The toy in Last Son colors is 2 inches longer than the toy in Sweet Seranade colors.
3. Bumble Hooves is either Niles' toy or the Sinister Pumpkin colored toy
4. Of the Enchanted Apple colored toy and Bumble Hooves, one is 15 inches long and one is owned by Akira.
5. Lenneth "Ridgeback" and the Sinister Pumpkin colored toy are two different items and neither of them are Corrin's.
6. Niles owns the 13 inch toy.
7. Winston's tongue is either Corrin's or Ichigo's.
8. Rin's toy is two inches shorter than Lenneth "Ridgeback".
9. Rin doesn't own Winston's tongue.
10. Ichigo's toy is in Last Son colors.
11. Ichigo doesn't own Winston's Tongue.
Also there's a toy called Bruiser in the grid but it's not in any of the hints. It's illustrated but I'm not going that far, I won't half-ass it and I spent all morning scrubbing glitter off my hands already. Maybe I should've grabbed a plain weapon like Caius did? fyi Caius you're not in the puzzle because you'd have to get way bigger to compete with ~*~your sword~*~, I know how you are about that thing
Speaking of weird animal goop, the answer to Erika's puzzle is that a Spiderman did it and then webslung away.
♥ Minako-chan